pacific dragon fish

pacific dragon fishHabitat: Pacific Ocean at depths of 700-4000+ feet

Huh, what? I’m talking about their body size with respect to you, obviously. For the Pacific Black Dragon, women like their men small. I mean itty-bitty. You see, female Pacific Black Dragons are 2 ft. long but the males are only around 3 inches (if they’re lucky)! Males don’t have a chin barbel (the long whisker hanging off the female pictured), teeth, or even a stomach! Since they can’t eat, the males only live long enough to mate. What a way to go (and start)!